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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldBidenblast
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    6 days ago
    > 2025
    > Trump's inaurguation day
    > Liberals are crying
    > Biden and Kamala just lets him become the president
    > Obama nowhere to be found
    > He suddenly appears flying
    > "I hereby deny the inauguration of Donald J Trump"
    > Secret services tries to stop him
    > He screams "Obama beam" and evaporates them with a laser beam from his mouth
    > "Can we stop fascism? Yes we can!"
    > He then Obama beams Trump, JD Vance, and most of the architects of Project 2025
    > Biden's eyes glow red, screams the F-slur at Obama, and starts to fly
    > The two are fighting each other in the air, massive projectiles are damaging the capitol hill
    > Biden screams "When they go low, we go high! Just give them a chance and work with them."
    > Obama screams "This got us nothing but suffering, pain, and the rise of fascism! I shouldn't only put my own justice there, but greatly expanded the Supreme court!"
    > They get progressively slower, and fight on the ground
    > They barely can hit each other now
    > Bernie Sanders and Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez jump out with hammers and sickles
    > They kill both of them with those
    > Bernie Sanders and AoC then takes power
    > They create the United Socialist States of America on the ruins of the USA
    > The USSA army then proceeds to publicly execute those who banned abortion for killing women