For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium, for whom a thousand souls die every day, for whom blood is drunk and flesh eaten. Human blood and human flesh – the stuff of which the Imperium is made.

Still like wefwef better though. Cannot be removed from app stores if some regulation comes along.

Pretty sure that’s the one

Upvoting doesn’t count?

Actually, there’s 2 more:

1. People making off-by-one errors

Velocipastor

What to do to receive it? Comment? Done!

Uh, side and stomach

I read this on Lemmy first. How times have changed.