Idk why everyone is being such a wet blanket in here, these things are great

Hope you enjoy the fallout that a large unvaccinated population causes even in those who are vaccinated

Now this is shitposting

That was actually very clever

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Nah, delete this

I was already convinced, you don’t have to keep selling me

Wow, what an incredibly bad take. Kudos, I’m genuinely impressed

I’m embarrassed to say it took me 3 panels to realize the problem wasn’t just my shit internet connection

What’s the vibe in there? Cause I don’t like the idea of punishing regular civilians for the government’s actions, so I’m not a fan of this decision. But I’m not gonna come in here and say something like “omg why though, Israel’s the victim!!!1”

Never seen that one, thanks!

I know that this is a low bar, but seems like that’s where we are on internet grammar: I’m proud of you for correctly using two different forms of “its”.

Honestly guys I think we should just let her have this one. I think she needs it.

You joke but I bet someone could make that argument in an American court

I love Murphy

This makes me want to commit war crimes

I think this cat might have been getting into the protein powder too

Going after the rich for being wasteful with their money and hurting the environment is like the opposite of a boomer mindset…