Fuckin’ oversensitive dipshits. All of them. They can feel free to paddle their douche canoes as far away from me as possible.

This comment hit me like a gut punch of dread.

And now I’ll think about it for years.

This is how The Battle of Wisconsin starts.

Hashtag producestrong

If you’ve never rolled over in laughter after someone rips The Big One, I will forever question your friendship.

Farts are tactfully hilarious bodily functions. Mad props, too, if you covertly crop dust an entire room.

Yes. American Pie - Summer Edition. Just as warm, but a little bit wetter.

He nailed it with bringing nuance into the conversation, too. Very good example of a well thought out opinion.

Mine tried to hide in the cabinet above the sink. His guilty ass was displayed prominently on their website for years!

Looks pretty neat!

Yup. These are expert scientists with their hands up in the air explaining how this shit is exponentially hitting the fan.

This is an inflection point. The fire alarms are blaring.

They should get every penny of funding available to deal with this.

The family pets disagree.

Artificial Intelligence at this stage is Artificial Ignorance. It’s not ready to be unleashed onto anyone who blindly trusts anything they read.

… you’ve never doubled down before?

Back in Black!

Geese have entered the chat with an unapologetic level of aggression

Go fuck yourself, Vlad.

The entire city of Detroit is about to ask “The fuck you doing fuckin’ with our big ass ship?”

The image AND the username… well done

StumbleUpon was my jam. I could procrastinate my homework for HOURS with that toolbar!

The temptation to explore felt real. Not like clickbait.

It was that wonderful time on the internet where you got the chance to enrich your knowledge without having an algorithm force stuff on you because it thinks it knows what you like.

I love being surprised and love learning new things. The algorithms, AI, and SEO have stripped all of that curiosity and discovery away.

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