This skit is one of the funniest skits I’ve ever seen and it never, never fails to make me laugh.

It’s always the ones you most suspect…

That’s so true!

What are we talking about?

Yeah the Unitarian Universalists also use the term Religious Education for Sunday School.

R.E. as in the UU?

IT’S THE_PACK BROTHER

BROTHER WE’RE ALL CRANKING THE HOGS OF OUR HEART IN SUPPORT OF THIS MESSAGE

COMMUNITY AND VALIDATION ARE IMPORTANT TO EACH OF US AROOOOO

WE GOT YOUR FUCKIN BACK BROTHER AND ARE JUST AN IM AWAY IF YOU NEED TO TALK

FUCKIN GET SOME (LOVE AND SUPPORT)

Cheers bro, I’ll corn to that.

Pretty sure it used to be called the Labrador Peninsula.

I’m pretty sure that’s Ken. He’ll beach you off in a heartbeat. Right here, right now.

Lmao here we go! I’ve always loved the variations of this copypasta.

The fun part about that is, if you just let the calves they birthed drink the milk, nothing happens to the mother!

Just a quick reminder in case anyone didn’t know: no such thing as a dairy cow. Mammals typically lactate after giving birth. Doesn’t matter if it’s a cow or a human. If you intervene in the calf (or baby) in order to harvest the milk, there can be complications if not milked regularly.

Additionally, cows don’t continue to make milk (just like humans). They need to give birth each time, however you can pump them full of hormones to prolong the lactation in order to maximize the profit.

That’s part of the reason “dairy” cows only have a life expectancy of 4-5 years in an industrial dairy farming setting vs a ~20 year life expectancy at a sanctuary or in the wild.

The question is: what happens to the calves? The answer may surprise you /s

OP is salty a Ukrainian farmer towed his tank away with a tractor.

Иди ешь дерьмо, товарищ.

Shoutout to Landhaus Herrnmülle in Alzenau, Germany!

That was my first and I’ll always remember it.

So I did Barbenheimer today and I really think I should’ve watched Oppy as a palette cleanser. Barbie was an unexpectedly emotional movie.

“We’re not allowed to assume where OP is from anymore, but they definitely only have the one joke.”

Hey OP: Eat. Shit.

I think I’m OOTL, what’s wrong with 5G?

Yeah that’s the offer out of the gate if you’re an existing Verizon customer.

I used to use nicotine patches + coffee and it was basically like being in Ritalin.