They will probably ship each one in a giant container-shaped box.

I’ll enjoy the $1.25 in Google Store credit I’ll receive from this.

Concept of a down payment on a bribe.

As a SQL deleloper, can cornfirm.

Doesn’t feel great, does it.

He will. By fucking capitulating completely, and letting Putler walk all over Europe.

If you think Trump will do anything but prop up Netenyahu even more, I’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.

Mass Effect Trilogy (legendary edition).

“Hi, not mom, I’m daughter!”

Branch out to another long-running show like Doctor Who.

In every community, there is always another power-hungry asshole ready to jump on the opportunity to have a tiny bit of control over somebody else.

Mods not modding is nothing new to reddit. The only impact they would feel is if users stopped posting. I don’t see that happening though.

It’s 7-D chess. He wants to use x-Twitter as a tax wire-off.

A company I worked for a decade ago used Greek and Norse gods to name our servers. There was Odin and Thor, Zeus and Dionysius, etc. Having been a huge fan of Stargate SG-1, I kept suggesting various Goa’uld names, and one made it through - Chronos.

That’s as close to mythology as I got.

They may not have a siberian orchestra, by they do have a teen chapel.

All of them. I dislike every marketing tactic ever invented.

Maybe. Probably. Who can keep track?

your Communist inspired Fantasy Football League

You mean OUR Communist inspired fantasy football league, comrade.

It’s a trap!

I’m one of those people that couldn’t get past the middle part. Plus, something about that engine gives me terrible motion sickness after 30 minutes of playing.

I’m a software developer. All my relatives assume that I know how to troubleshoot every computer problem they have. From cleaning up crapware-ridden ancient Windows XP laptops to replacing failed hard drives, they call me for help.

I mean I do, but that’s not the point!