A flea and a fly in a flue

Were trapped, so what could they do?

Said the fly, “let us flee!”

“Let us fly!” said the flea

So they fled through a flaw in the flue.

The hands are too big.

If a motorcycle has to be ear-splittingly loud for “safety”, then it’s too dangerous to be road legal.

If forward time travel counts, then yes by a large margin.

Data has always understood humor. He may not experience the emotion of mirth, but you don’t need that to understand humor. He is pretending not to understand as a practical joke.

At least Alexander got to join the House of Martok. All Kurn got was a memory wipe.

Arguably, that’s what happened. The three estates (noble/clergy/commoner) were summoned by the king to an Estates General to discuss political changes, which led to the establishment of revolutionary government.

I am tired of lies.

[weak cough]

I could fit if I didn’t have these damned arms!

How many assholes have we got on this planet anyhow?

Sounds like sour grapes to me.

Define “chicken”

Leela mutates into a tentacle monster.

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say “Ni” at will to old ladies.

The overwhelming majority of the people guillotined during the French revolution were innocent commoners.

Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?!

You don’t need any help from me, sir.

That’s right! …