You shouldn’t help old ladies cross the street anyway
Melllvar
Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!
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The trick is to bounce both legs but in opposite directions. When one is going up the other is going down, cancelling each other out.
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto RetroGaming@lemmy.world•What are the games you played in your youth that you still play today?English1·2 months agoI’ve still got my Nintendo 64, and I sometimes boot up Goldeneye for old time’s sake.
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto Gaming@lemmy.world•What is your personal favorite multiplayer game and what is it's fatal flaw?English4·2 months agoLeft4Dead
Fatal flaw: Versus mode (PvP) with random strangers is almost always awful. Only well-balanced teams of roughly equal skill can have a good time, which is unlikely when playing with randos.
As opposed to the co-op campaigns where it’s OK if some players are better than others because we’re all on the same team and a good player can carry several n00bs.
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*English81·2 months agoIt could certainly be used as evidence in your favor. Whether it by itself would be enough to exonerate you would depend on things like the evidence against you and how much weight the jury gave to your records.
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•If one were so inclined, could you take your plot of land, parcel it up into 1-meter-squared (or smaller) sections, and sell each of those sections to different people/companies?English26·2 months agoThese are known as souvenir plots. Generally, you aren’t buying the land, but rather you’re buying a contractual right to prevent the actual owner from developing the land.
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•US question: Would you approve of your state seceding from the Union, declaring independence from the United States? I think California, Oregon, and Washington would, and probably Colorado too.English142·2 months agoCalifornian. No.
It wouldn’t solve any problems that can’t be solved by other means, and it would create new problems that we haven’t had to worry about before. It’d be a net loss for everyone involved.
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto Technology@lemmy.world•How do I save an entire website?English13·2 months agoTry HTTrack: https://www.httrack.com/
How did you post a empty comment?
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What are the modern design trends you hate most?English23·2 months agoUI elements that expand and cover up other UI elements when you mouse over them.
“Flat” color schemes where you can’t even tell where one UI element ends and the other begins.
Infinite scroll instead of pagination.
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Since we have a joke for a president I want to know, what cartoon character would you actually vote for to be President of the US?English4·2 months agoHe’ll have to show us his Earth certificate, though.
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*English18·2 months agoDo you mean before? Putting a space after is pretty standard.
What is love?[space] //after
versus
What is love[space]? //before
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•If someone said “humans suck, but nature is a perfectly beautiful creation 😍” what examples would you think of that show nature being (1) independent of humans and (2) brutal and grotesque?English1·3 months agoSome species of ants invade neighboring colonies and carry away larva to work as slaves.
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto World News@lemmy.world•Going to an office and pretending to work: A business that’s booming in ChinaEnglish17·3 months agoReminds me of the internet legend known as The Forgotten Employee
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto Daystrom Institute@startrek.website•Why did Richard Daystrom get a research organization named after them?English19·3 months agoHe was already famous for inventing duotronics, and the M-5 debacle was probably classified or otherwise not common knowledge.
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto World News@lemmy.world•Trump says Canada would pay $61B for Golden Dome, but zero as ’51st state’English7·3 months agoWouldn’t it be states 51-60?
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto Games@lemmy.world•What games are just objective masterpieces?English7·3 months agoLeft4Dead2 (also L4D1)
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Let's play this game againEnglish65·3 months agoYou fart continuously while using it.
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Must have happened while camping ... because it's past tents.English30·3 months agoA flea and a fly in a flue
Were trapped, so what could they do?
Said the fly, “let us flee!”
“Let us fly!” said the flea
So they fled through a flaw in the flue.
A Nintendo64 with several game cartridges. It’s a little flaky, but it still works for the most part.