The most disappointing: 5 seconds. These usually just sneak up on me during sex and aren’t super pleasurable or fulfilling. Usually when I’m multitasking (sucking nipple, rubbing clit, supporting body on other hand)

The best: 20ish seconds. Long pleasurable buildup, ejaculations and muscle contractions are less sharp. Usually also comes with a lot of cum too. Brain ceases to function for a good minute or so as well.

I’m male if that isn’t obvious.

This guy naps

This one regularly works its wait into my daily speech

So my “routine” is to not purposefully exercise at all.

Hear me out.

Working out at gym or just lifting for the sake of exercise drives me crazy. I always want to be accomplishing something or getting something done. So I bike to work twice a week. That’s 18 miles round trip in a hilly area. Great for cardio and legs. I also rock climb with my son twice a week for roughly 2-3 hours. So thats uppwr body and hand strength. Throw in an “active” weekenf life and i get plenty of exercise.

Now diet is the big one. Last year, after some experimentation I removed nearly all sugars from my diet. The calories I would have consumed from straight sugars I replaced with complex carbs (bread, pasta, rice). It was a hard transition to make and I had to teach myself to crave different things. But the result was 40lbs down over one year (205 > 165ish) . I can see my abs (not a super 6 pack or anything) and I get those sexy little hip lines that my wife loves. The one downside is that none of my pants fit and I have to cinch them with belts.

Mine is excedrin and a big ass cup of coffee

I’m not into dudes, just their dicks.

As a fellow crafty, cooking, mostly straight dude, I’m sorry to hear people calling your generosity and thoughtfulness “gay.”

It was a homemade video, probably shot on a phone. It was of a hetero teen couple on a bed (white, beautiful bodies). They both started with swumsuits on. I distinctly remember the girls blue bikini bottoms. The few words they spoke were in French. It was a long 20-30 minute video. They did all the usual things but looked fantastic doing it. I really enjoyed how “into it” they both were.

Those bikini bottoms really did something for my lizard Brain.

The video disappeared into the xhamster hole.

Snake River Conspiracy

Yes, got mine after my 2nd kid was born. Definitely a good choice for me and my wife. Neither of us like condoms and every horminal birth control she’s taken has caused more problems than they were worth.

I don’t know if this is what you’re looking for but i feel the same way and found myself reading a lot on Literotica. I use MS Edge and have it read the stories aloud since I don’t like sitting and reading.

I’m a 43 yo bi guy and I’ve delved into all sorts of genres. Even though I don’t masturbate to it immediately, it does make the experience better later in with my usual porn.

Also, it’s the only way I get to feel a lot of those giddy, sexy, excited feelings I got when I was a younger lad.

PS. You can install Edge on Android.

Just finished this one. And honestly, it broke my brain and how I interpret other written narratives.

2nd on the physical copy. This text doesn’t work otherwise.

This was my introduction to Mieville. What a wild story told through China’s extremely dense language.

…keep a dictionary handy.

The premise for this book was so strange I often had to reread passages to fully understand the differing perspectives of people standing next to one another and yet be in two different realities.

I can’t recommend meshtastic enough. I have 2 radios and I get to chat with other like minded folks over off the grid encrypted p2p 100s of miles away.

Ouch

Pretty much anything by Birthday Massacre.

I’ve attempted to quicksave a couple of times before parallel parking my truck.

sigh…pussy

The Witch Creek Fires in San Diego in 2007. I didn’t receive the reverse 911 call and ended up fleeing my building after it was already on fire.