I’ve had one.
It does not.
It tastes salty and orange.

Do you have any idea how hard it is for a brain parasite to order takeout?

I love how unhinged random fan wikis sound without context. Here for instance: Bunker Buster, see also: Concrete Donkey and Buffalo of Lies

I think that’s the fallacy the comic is pointing out. Rather than enjoying their interest, the alien thing is only happy if they’re immediately good at it.

Huh, never thought about it before, but there’s pretty significant overlap between Trump and Cartman. Both petty, whiney, infantile, racist, narcissistic, antisemitic, stupid, ridiculous, vindictive nazis with an inflated sense of importance and a surprisingly large number of devotees despite very obviously being the bad guy. The only difference that comes to mind is that Cartman is physically a child instead of only mentally.

Tbf the wording in OP’s post suggests it might be intentional.

Side note, anyone who doesn’t get the reference, here’s an animated version of Tim Minchin’s beat poem Storm. It’s only about 11 minutes long and very entertaining, especially for anyone who appreciates a scientific approach to the unknown. It’s been around for a while but seems more poignant today than ever.

adding missing information and deleting errors

Which is to say, “I’m sick of Grok accurately portraying me as an evil dipshit, so I’m going to feed it a bunch of right-wing talking points and get rid of anything that hurts my feelings.”

Needs more jeans

It was a joke. The weapon used by Israel is secret. Jewish space lasers is a reference to an idiotic tweet by Marjorie Taylor Greene that suggested that the 2018 California wildfires were started by some global conspiracy group with an “energy-based” space weapon. The user you replied to is saying they’re going to be upset if it turns out Israel actually does have space lasers.

If the lamp isn’t lit, you must acquit.

I’d suggest looking at some building tips videos on Youtube. Builds look tons better when you align things properly, and there are some handy tools in Satisfactory like grid snapping and nudging that can help with getting everything just right.

They just added straight mode for pipes too

🎵La, la la la, la la la, la la la la la la🎶

The music in my head

Good luck doing any file management on an iPhone or iPad tbh. Tech companies nowadays seem desperate to make people forget how computers work.

I spent half the movie worried she wouldn’t go back for the cat.

Becomes especially poignant during an earthquake

Remember, Kif, in the game of chess, you can never let the opponent see your pieces.

Yeah, or more specifically “God and I,” since monarchs were ostensibly the mouthpiece of God.