

While we’re clearing out the air, if I buy your shitty product, why do I still need to see your fucking ads?
It’s all computer.


While we’re clearing out the air, if I buy your shitty product, why do I still need to see your fucking ads?
Considering how much women supposedly loathe men, I suppose the fair thing to do is share the few ones that don’t.
That’s what I said. There’s reasons I wasn’t married. Reeeeeeeasonsssss.
We’re all their wife! And so is my wife!
Hah. Your loss. Have fun with that.


I don’t know, some cuts of human woked with spring onions and served with soy sauce and rice doesn’t sound too bad. I mean, I’ve eaten some pretty dodgy cuts of meat in my life, I can’t imagine human would taste much worse. There’s too many of us anyway, I wouldn’t mind feasting on human flesh every full moon or so. But only free range, none of that factory farm shit, I want them to have lived a normal life or else it’s just barbaric.


What? No, it’s the best moment to be alive, because it’s still better than what’s around the corner. Stay positive, it’s going to get a SHITFUCK LOT worse before you know it.


I was just trying to spread a positive outlook on things.


I genuinely had this realization today, a few hours ago.
I was like… Shit just keeps getting worse, and worse, and worse, and fucking worse.
So in a couple of years, as shit as I feel about shit right now, I’m gonna look back at this moment all nostalgic like.


OI! D’pope? 'E a daft muppet innit!


“I’ll pay you back next week, man, I swear!”
Donald Trump, the rapist‽
Hey that was to fund terrorists to stage a coup in Central American countries who refused to let their nations be run by American monopolistic corporations, that doesn’t count!
I need this meme format. I am willing to invest $.
“Sorry, we exclusively specialize in anal infrastructure”


Yes, I have! Jesus and the money changers, Moses and the golden calf, easier for a camel to go through a needle’s eye, money is the root of all evil- I can go on forever.
My belief is that Man being cast out of paradise is a story of the break between nomadic and sedentary life, because we were able to live in purity and harmony with the world as it were, in plenty and only using what we needed, and wanted for nothing- and what is the first thing that happens after Man is cast out? Man lives in a hut and is toiling and plowing the soil, followed by a long list of kings, one more brutal than the next.
The accumulation of wealth is the root of evil.
Or human lives.
That retarded censorship shit has GOT to stop. They even think blacking out part of a letter in a word is even going to do anything against AI driven analysis?!