I contacted my phone company about them and they just went " There’s nothing we can do so just block them".

They’re using your fucking system, do something about it!

Wish my family would understand this, I had to buy a large property so I could turn half of it into a large pond, just to keep these bastards they keep giving me alive.

I just turned 100 last month, it’s fuckin awesome, I can fly now, only like for a mile, but everything I need is within a mile radius, so I’m saving Soo much on fuel and parking.

Did you even read the post?

You have to like really fuckin hate each other to still get a divorce.

As long as the action terrorised a large enough group of people it’s terrorism, it’s just this time, the terrorised people are the rich cunts hiding in their mansions like the traitorous cowards they are.

Ok, I’ll believe you this time…

Well, the burgers are better at hungry jacks!

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Well I don’t want to accidentally screenshot the porn I’m watching.

I’d rather risk Steve jobs visiting me in the night, much safer option.

You didn’t ask the question the ea way.

You’re supposed to ask with a hefty bribe.

"Damn it Jeffery, because of you I have the mayor breathing down my neck, I’ve got the press ringing me every minute *phone rings* NO I DON’T HAVE A DAMN STATEMENT!.. Oh sorry chief, ok, yes sir, no worries… *slams phone down*

Now I have the chief of police is coming down to question me about this! I need your gun, your badge and those slices of bread in your pocket, on my desk NOW!"

The duck looks like it’s about to tell me this amazing financial opportunity that came across his desk this morning.

Way to early to ask for a threesome.

That’s what makes the internet so great!

I chose my name for a reason.

It’s more the speed of the movement that ruins it, it’s too slow, speed the animation cycle up a bit and it wouldn’t look as bad.

Just put skibidi toilet as a random NPC enemy in the game, I think that would be better, have it be like a random hord that runs through the map

If they can spend the time making sure the stupid dances are right, they can spend the time making this shitty meme right.

If you’re gonna do something, do it right or don’t do it at all!

Him being fat is the only relatable thing about him.

Sometimes I think he forgets he’s there to be the science guy and makes it about himself a lot, but when he gets on a science rant that’s when hea good, just going on about his love of science and why it’s cool as fuck.

Getting James Cameron to fix the stars in the Titanic remake boosted his ego a little bit, but I get that, I’d be a bit ego filled if I was able to make James Cameron change something in his film.