eatmyass [he/him]

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Cake day: July 9th, 2022

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  • Today is your lucky day. Since I’m in a good mood, let’s see if you’ll put your dick where your phD from a top 10 university is.

    Here’s the bet: if you post a picture of your dick (which can include your PhD in particle physics from a prestigious university of top 10), I will pay you one whole fucking bitcoin. If not, you pay me one bitcoin.

    We’ll find a betting platform (of your choice if you wish) where we deposit these bitcoins into a multisig address with a referee. One of us wins based on the bet.

    Are you gonna put your dick where your phD is? Or a dick where you learn not to open your mouth next time?

    What do you say?



  • I once went to a Vietnamese restaurant in Lancaster PA. Time comes to pay and for some reason we needed to go to the back room to pay. I walked in there and it was like one of the movie scenes where someone walks into an old west saloon or something and the music stops. In real life the music kept playing but there was a group of really rough looking old Vietnamese guys huddled around a pool table all smoking cigs who stopped what they were doing and went silent to just stare us down. It honestly looked like that scene in it’s always sunny where frank is playing cards with a bunch of Vietnamese guys. There were dudes sitting at a little bar, some women cleaning some sort of food at a little table. I don’t know that it was a “front,” but I definitely felt like I had walked into like the Vietnamese mob headquarters or something. Honestly like a mafia movie or something, just replace Italians with Vietnamese.