Rare footage of an orange with the one braincell and not using it create chaos faster

I believe the traditional way to bring attention to suspected voting fraud is to shit your pants in front of a Four Seasons Landscaping

That’s a very unique hammock you’ve designed Mr. Cat

Brain empty, beans full

EA: It took us a long time but we finally did it, we killed the withering remains of our best studio!

I’m now imagining an accidental Lemmy meet up in the streets of Cleveland tomorrow, organized by people shouting “HEY!! YOU SINGLE??”

I thought I found a match on Lemmy but it turns out she wasn’t interested in anything committed, as she was messaging a lot of other Lemmings and getting close to them too. I confronted her about it but she tried to cover her tracks by changing accounts, repeatedly. I know you’re out there somewhere Nicole, and I forgive you, we just wanted different things.

The south, and rural areas, in general tend to be poorer. This often comes with a mindset of “don’t throw that out, we might need it/be able to use it someday”. That’s potential future money saved by keeping that crap on the lawn.

Never speak to me or my emotional support box pile again

Instructions unclear, I smashed up all my walls but there was no food inside

At this point I think we’re trending closer to a universal ban on healthcare, de facto if not de jure.

Nah, too sentimental about my character to start all over

I’ll give two answers

1. Final Fantasy XI. Main flaw is that I don’t have the time to put into it to justify a subscription.

2. Rocket League. Started taking itself way too seriously (both the game and player base).

Sounds like it has 0 miaowgenta, that’s about as low as it gets

Pfft, teacher’s pet, answering every question.

Entrepreneurship doesn’t pay for lobbyists to bribe politicians though

Moth-eaten, you say?

With all due respect, Jim Justice can get fucked by his imaginary sky daddy. Biblically. The rest of us don’t wanna hear it.