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  • emmie@lemmy.mltoProgrammer Humor@lemmy.mlcheckmate
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    1 month ago

    80/20

    I live by this rule, it made me gain so much credibility and money from people who don’t know any better. 80/20 <3

    20 percent of work nets you 80 percent of result (except no one knows what I did isn’t 100 percent) bam 4/5 of time saved. Everyone is happy and if something doesn’t work we can just blame it on client


  • emmie@lemmy.mltoAsklemmy@lemmy.mlIs there any hope for me?
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    1 month ago

    Yeah well good luck with adhd at: work hard, show on time, remember that you have any work at all

    First month is always all cool and nice thanks to inhumane amount of energy but then it catches up with you and you plunge hard

    The more monotonous and routine something is the worse it gets. Same tram every day at same hour? Two weeks max before inevitable disappearance to never appear again.

    It’s like walls are closing on you and anxiety attacks start and you have to run and regain your strength to try anew somewhere else.

    Once it got so bad I almost got paranoidal psychosis because I just felt so bad so to preserve my mental health I had to disappear and barricade for half a year to recoup.

    It’s no fun standing in public and feeling like you are about to die, freaking out about it, freaking out about freaking out about it and that you are crazy, running like mad from the place that gave you this suffocating feeling



  • I hate how Reddit conditioned my brain to see score before the actual content and make up my mind about it before even reading it.

    I don’t say scores aren’t important to have some kind of loose groupthink quality control but it all has as many cons as it has pros and there isn’t really a perfect solution just least bad.

    Also it is the main thing making social media so addicting when you receive points and I want internet to serve me and not I serve the internet.

    If a phone/site/program makes everything possible to be as addictive then it actually makes you a slave to it imo instead of it being a useful tool enriching your experience and serving you to maybe get more useful information or show new ideas.

    That’s why these new designs get more pretty to look at but less useful because they are made to hijack your time from yourself for ad watching. So in a way ad based companies literally do everything to steal the most valuable resource from you - your time and by extension - your life.