Except a lot of the investor capital wasn’t his lol

Brainfuck.NET Interpreter that uses modified Java bytecode instructions.

For memory of a lifetime

It does have networking if you truly believe!

In the year 2000…

Man, that’s a bummer. I’ve been really unimpressed with Intel’s laptops the past few years.

Love hackernews but if it gained huge traction outside of the programmer community, it’d be corpinated and enshittified in the blink of an eye by a team of MBAs.

Or like a mobile app that works reliably and doesn’t completely suck?

Some Mozilla execs are going to get tossed out of windows.

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Figma Execs: What’s LiGMA?

Kagi is pretty awesome. I never directly use Google search on any of my devices anymore, been on Kagi for going on a year.

He didn’t seem to get that the PC had been replaced as the major consumer form factor by Apple and Google with their mobile devices.

I assume he didn’t understand how those devices were different from like Palm, Blackberry and stuff like Tablet PC.

With your powers combined, I am Internet Explorer 7!

They give zero fucks about their customers, they just want to pump that stock price so their RSUs vest.

This stuff could give you incurable highly viral brain cancer that would eliminate the human race and they’d spend millions killing the evidence.

I mean what else can someone say about Spain?

“You no good, uhh, soccer playing, erm, siesta taking…urm… flamenco…look over there, it’s the Spanish inquisition!”

A fate worse than death.

“Your father’s a Cybertruck!”

I mean, it’s a Microsoft product.

They have unlocked the secrets of the waffle melange!