i don’t have electrical outlets on my ceiling, feeling ripped off

NASA use parabolic antennas that are 35+ meters in diameter and consume 20KW to generate the 0.01 degree beamwidth signal, that alone will demotivate hackers

after all the Altoona pizza memes, that looks pretty good

what it gets me is adult secret santa with wishlists, i think these list are for kids that don’t have the means to buy whatever they want, secret santa usually has a low budget limit, so if an adult want something, they already bought it themselves, at this point it should be down to surprising each other, that would be where the fun dwells

let them fight

so corrupted that i couldn’t help but lol at the headline

i only watch movies, or any fiction on tv, if someone insist me to do it

50% guinea pig

he can’t get regular tan under the sun because he keeps looking at it

serial killers usually don’t get past a dozen victims, mass murder fits better

or type initialisms

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if Clifford Stoll gave me one of his Klein Bottles i would be quite happy

mistakes like this tend to appear in hard to handle situations

relevant username

– hello, I am calling about the fridge on the classified ad, does it run?

– Only when you call it.

kitchen scale master race

what you get if you mix Terminator and Godzilla

uh? that was the whole business model, you can see the questions for free but got to pay for the answers. initially you’re reluctant to pay, but as hw due dates approach and you realize the cost of failing a class…

AI taking the answer-questions-wrongly jobs