I’m sorry, by if they work at Starbucks, they’re not baristas

What are you waiting for?

I got shitty AI gallows vibes from the guillotine but hard to be sure here…

Well that’s a novel take on things

That’s awesome!

Lovely story… I’ve just found out my healthcare organisation gets its corporate branding wallpaper from an anonymous read blob storage (which I think I can get access to).

The temptation to fill this with dick pics on my last day is more than I thought. Not ready to retire yet, unfortunately!

I also hand a workmate when we were both young and this guy was a hot headed young Russian, he’d monitor the borderware firewall logs and counter hack people probing it (back in 2010…). so on his last week I was really worried about what timebombs or other traps he may have set. Turns out the guy was a complete professional (which shouldn’t have surprised me, really - he hated the management but loved the team and wouldn’t have done anything to hurt us)

Snooker comps (technically its a bow tie, but why let the details get in the way?)

That classic!

I remember seeing in town a bunch of people smoking right next to a gas main in the walkway under their building (so not huge gas pipe, I think it ‘just’ served the building). Natural selection and all that…

What’s this from, I wonder?

They also are likely to rebuild and throw away with every race

I thought this was real for a bit (I skimmed and missed some of the obvious bullets)

In the snow - the perfect example of pointlessly redundant

I concur. Good to see there’s a few exceptions (the other comments - glad they’re all just having fun) but the exporting of American culture is sickening

Stop! We can only handle so many exceptional posts!!

That’s fair… Both would really do it

No one suggested Delhi belly?? Just eat a bunch of raw chicken, bro

(This is terrible advice)

Oh, hell no!

Is that chip design or dwarf fortress?

Wow, what’s that from?

That sounds like great fun, indeed. Almost wholesome, even