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So people just throw out potatoes instead of coring the eyes? Feels super wasteful to me…

I think it’s very mature of him to know how he works best, and not to try and compromise on that.

Can’t wait to see Haunted Chocolatier.

My boyfriend asked me why I kept helping people when they don’t appreciate me, and I told him honestly that I never help more than is painless for be, but also, I made a decision about who I want to be, and I won’t let other people being assholes change that.

The one in a million person whose life is touch, who really needed it, who can live a better, happier life because of me, is worth fifty assholes. Maybe even a hundred.

I’m gonna make a character named Dr. Bees.

My absolute favorite line is, “Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun.”

That same episode also gave us the phrase, “a partially barfed-up heart,” which is a phrase I can’t even type here without laughing.

I’ve been known to day, “I did do the nasty in the past-y,” when I discover I’ve made a mistake.

Ayup.

Got to do a bad Kissinger expression while you say it.

“Did you know their hair just keeps growing and growing?”

Such a legit thing to be grossed out about.

That book changed my life.

Nope it was the one where the Professor doesn’t want to live on this planet anymore. (The evolution episode.)

How are you all getting such amazing pictures of your cats???

Warn Pepperidge Farm that if it remembers too vividly, Nintendo’s lawyers will be after them.

"If I thought I had to live another life, I’d kill myself right now!’

Oh I like this one a lot!

Mine has been a drooler since he was born, and always when he’s extra happy.

I’m pretty sure that’s Jackie Daytona.

This cat is a void version of mine.

He could be the happiest, loafest boy, but he has a lot to tell you!

Turned out she was a tomboy! Who knew?

Stamos looks unnatural in a way I’m surprised by.