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𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)
I am Glitch Daracova, the breachforged cyberdragon, an immortal god to which age has no meaning. Fear me and despair. If you’re lost, consult my lore (hyperlink missing). My pronouns are Maj/Majs—short for ‘majestic,’ regal and divine, as in “Maj rules majs kingdom.”
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what the fuck are you doing?
my dude
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Speaking as the whitest dick I know, good tacos are fucking easy. You don’t have to do this to yourself. Hell, if you really don’t want to cook, jimmy dean sells a bag that you can throw in a skillet and then you just put that shit on a tortilla add cheese and you’re done.
Gods fuck.
ok. Go to the fucking grocery store and get some shit.
Get a tube of ground meat. It can be beef or turkey or sausage, don’t care, go with whatever you feel like, it will be delicious. Get a back of tater tots from the frozen section, this will be your potatoe. Get some pre-diced veg, onion and bellpepper. Cheese. A jar of diced garlic in oil. And here’s the secret bit: panko. Trust me.
One fucking pan. In goes the tots, they can defrost while you make yourself a stiff drink, I recommend a wellerman but you do you. When you start your second drink, drop the tube of meat in there and mix that bitch up. Add some of dat garlic, and if you think you’ve added too much, add just a bit more. Drink the second drink while you wait for that to cook, but don’t forget to stir it the entire time.
If you want to add extra seasonings or sauces for flavor, now’s the time. It’s good without, but you can add whatever you want to make it whatever you want. Depending on what I’m feeling, I’ll add Head Country seasoning with barbaque sauce. Essence of Emerils with spicy sauce is also good. There’s a greek seasoning mix that I like but can’t remember the name of that’s also good, but I haven’t found a sauce to pair with it yet.
When the meat is done, add the veg and panko.
The secret of the panko is that it soaks up the juices but stays crunchy. The juice is where the flavor is, and that juice will drip out of the taco if it’s not held in somehow. Panko. Magic from japan.
A little time and a little stirring later, turn the heat down and slap some of that mush on a tortilla, add some cheese, and eat that delicious shit.
There will be leftovers, and when you reheat some the next day, don’t do it in the microwave, whip that skillet back out and add an egg to that bitch!
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3·5 days agoI can say that my standards dropped significantly after being homeless for a while a few years back. The place I’m living in now just doesn’t get hot water in the shower. The depression certainly isn’t helping either.
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•If you have one, how much do you pay for a domain name? Any cheap registrar recommendations?English
11·5 days agoI’ve got one through name.com and I pay I think $15/year for. Not really sure what extra features I’m getting, I don’t do much with it.
𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldto
Games@lemmy.world•'What the f***': Modding arch-sorcerer casually invents Minecraft x Hytale crossplay, defies laws of god and man alikeEnglish
14·8 days agoThat would be so cool if only it helped me get away from microsoft owned products
𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•QWERTY Phones Are Really Trying to Make a Comeback This YearEnglish
8·14 days agoFuck do I miss my first gen Droid. A physical slide out keyboard that was also a switch between portrait and landscape view. I hate auto gyro rotation with a passion.
𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•Nearly a third of Canadians believe U.S. may try to invade Canada: pollEnglish
3·14 days agoIn the US, a car is a necessity not a luxury. Public transportation barely exists in some cities. Bike/scooter transportation is a death sentence.
Speaking as someone who’s living car free and has been hit 6 times in the past 4 years, ask me how I know.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•who's gonna tell him?English
52·14 days agoYeah, and all he had to do to maintain that image was keep his mouth shut and let the pr people talk for him, but no that wasn’t good enough for his ego.
𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•Nearly a third of Canadians believe U.S. may try to invade Canada: pollEnglish
7·14 days agoAverage Joe is in debt and can barely afford rent and groceries and insurance and medical bills, and car payments and you get the idea.
There’s not much left to sacrifice.
Part of the reason why I hate going to bars. Another part is that the drinks are overpriced. I can get a decent handle and drink for a week for the same price as 3 drinks at a bar. No, the shitty music and oppressive atmosphere does not make the experience worth it.
𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Windows users keep losing files to OneDrive, and many don't know whyEnglish
2·14 days agoRegardless of which is better, I had mine configured exactly how I wanted it and they changed it without my consent and broke my system because of it in a way that I previously thought wasn’t possible.
It would have been fine if it was a setting that I could enable and configure myself to my liking.
𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Jeff Bezos said the quiet part out loud — hopes that you'll give up your PC to rent one from the cloudEnglish
2·14 days agoyeah. Brain likes to think that it’s still 2011.
𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Jeff Bezos said the quiet part out loud — hopes that you'll give up your PC to rent one from the cloudEnglish
2·14 days agoI think it would be cool to self host a thin client system for my household. One main server with everything and I can manage it to ensure that it’s working as it should. Thin clients that myself and fam would interact with for regular use.
Actually, I think I just want an easy way to have my pc in another room so I can use it without having to deal with the heat and noise.
Regardless, the important part is that it’s in my house and under my control. The lack of control is why previous thin client scams were scams and sucked.
𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Jeff Bezos said the quiet part out loud — hopes that you'll give up your PC to rent one from the cloudEnglish
26·14 days agoThis has been tried, and it sucked and failed every time.
𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Windows users keep losing files to OneDrive, and many don't know whyEnglish
2·17 days agoIt is unreasonable to expect users to understand.
𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Windows users keep losing files to OneDrive, and many don't know whyEnglish
4·17 days agoI still haven’t forgiven google for hijacking the g:/ drive letter. I was using that letter already!
Not that it matters to me anymore since I use Linux now, but still.
𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldtoAsk Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.com•What's the longest time you've denied yourself an orgasm?English
2·18 days agoWell, it has my real name and address on the box, but there’s no telling where it went. At least I got my money back.
𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldtoAsk Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.com•What's the longest time you've denied yourself an orgasm?English
2·18 days agoSo I ordered an, let me be discreet, object intended to aid in my habits. And then said object was delivered to an address that was not my own. Fuck me (please, but also this situation was fucked.)
𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldto
Games@lemmy.world•World's Best-selling Video Game ConsolesEnglish
1·18 days agoDoes it work on proton experimental? No? try proton 9.x! Did that work? okay and have a nice day
Is it culturally anachronistic? probably. Do I care? fuck no, because it’s delicious