What about the monkey. I’d fuck that monkey.

A drop of the guillotine is completely free. Just saying.

Are they salty?

Nah. The only way to know for sure is by taste.

Wait. Aren’t these the same thing?

Didn’t order 10 for myself, but I have been known to order one daily for a week while I’m on holiday from work.

Didn’t expect Nintendo’s Luigi to become the symbol of the revolution, yet here we are.

Nobody said You need to stop at US CEOs.

I don’t even know what “based” means, but I’m sure the asshole used it wrong.

How is she hotter than his mom?

Fuck it, drop it anonymously.

I’m not even American and I still applaud the guy.

People haven’t celebrated this much since Thatcher died.

How many of You have already set this up as their profile picture on social media?

Joe can add him to his streak.

I feel like that too, when I think about it.

I have no need for a backpack like this, but I kinda want it now.

Is everything ok? Are You having a stroke? What the fuck are You talking about?

Why does it need to be a real book? A dust cover, You can put on any book, when reading in public spaces would be better.

Well, now You have a party, that will identify, what needs to be done to make people’s lives better, and then do the exact opposite. Great choice.