I was born in the 2000s and I have it

Go read a scroll the shadow brotherhood was disbanded more than two eras ago and even back then all they did was talk about transfiguration spells while watching dragon races.

Actually it wasn’t dragon blood that eroded the mithril beams, but the collision of their though scales and the spires outer casing, which generates quite some heat

Chicken?

But lukewarm and mid isn’t.

I’m from Europe (Hungary) and I watched the first 20 minutes of the debate (with the intent of finishing the whole thing in one go) before turning it off while basically being on the brink of crying. The US presidents basically have as much say in my life as my own government (if not more) and even though I can’t vote for them, if I had to I’d be lost. Because it’s not that one is old and the other is crazy it’s a freaking Venn diagram of crazy RFK jr., demented Biden and then of course crazy and demented Trump. Seeing the debate and how these people basically can’t put two sentences after each other without breaking up is terrifying. And one of them will be voted into the most important office on the planet.

I mean it’s shit over here. We can choose between a guy who already stole half of our country, someone whose messy divorce somehow made him the most important member of the opposition and this other guy who stole the other half of the country before the current dude did. (And that’s just the tip of the iceberg). But maaan are we a lot better off than the world’s greatest country where two unsupervised parties get to point at the people you can vote into this ridiculously powerful position. And then they pick these guys.

We’re all going to die and I can’t even vote for whoever gets us killed, which is ultimately for the better. This way I can die with a clear conscience.

Just watched that episode for the first time and somehow it didn’t even occur to me

I hear that’s been an issue of debate in the Vatican since around the 70s and one of the cardinals is very keen on summoning a council to settle it.

Shouldn’t a woman and a man with the same height, weight, and body-muscle percentage be basically identical in terms of athleticism or am I wrong?

I like this. It’s not really helpful in the sense that it seems almost as hard as being perfect yourself, but nonetheless it’s possible, contrary to the alternative.

ruuuude

And I removed the “the” in much the same way.

I think it’s a paraphrase of a culturally significant webcomic inserted into a more modern context without it’s original meaning being altered.

Me: Did you eat my sofa? Cow: nooo

“I thought of that, but not enough to act on it!”

One day I realized I developed a skill for correctly inserting the USB on first try and I’m in an existential crisis ever since.

someone give this man a medal

My favourite was “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

Douglas Adams was really a master of subversion.

Dutch people when the hagelslag

awww