halyk.the.red

I can’t wait for Skyblivion. I haven’t been this excited to pay full price for a game since Fable 2.

Yeah, I know someone who won’t watch that episode again because of how unsettling it is. Luckily for them, it’s slowly becoming reality.

Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself!

Can you elaborate? Most people will not end up as 1% rich, as implied by the name. The average working person is in risk of destitution. We are all much much closer to homelessness than we are to immense wealth.

Not 1% rich, as the article says.

Years of being unable to afford preventative care, and insurance coverage denial for helpful procedures, mean the average person will die sooner. The lifespan of Americans is much lower, despite higher costs of healthcare, when compared against peer countries.

I bet there’s more plastic in poorer people as well.

Well I recall reading about what happened the last time vikings tried to land on American shores, and I say bring em on!

I just need to check my notes real quick.

Okay so it turns out we may have genocided the people who defended their homeland against some of the most feared warfighters of that time, so perhaps trump just drops this whole thing before unnecessary blood is shed.

Seriously, anyone who gets so much as a papercut as a direct result of one of trump’s orders is regretful and unfortunate.

I’m sure that will drastically improve the already wonderful and welcoming community.

Mussolini didn’t string himself up from the service station, the enraged masses did.

That’s awesome, did they play Master The Hurricane? That song makes me speed in parking lots.

Visions Of Atlantis has two singers, male and female, with the female being the lead. I forget their names, and I know a quick google search would tell me, but I’m having trouble balancing this message and the steering wheel, plus this bowl of soup is REALLY hot.

Imaginaerum is a fun album, Scaretale and the first half of Song of Myself are great.

I was just reading this fantasy story, where a wizard used some kind of ritual as he was dying, to put his consciousness in a puppet. His mind being outside his body quickly drove him insane, as this little wooden man went on to challenge the will of gods.

Certainly a comment suggesting that tesla sales being indicitive of an amassing nazi force north of the border, and it must be nuked immediately, is extreme only in it’s obserdity. I believe a reasonable person would see the humor in that.

I scarcely can remember when satire once drew breath.

Mods removed my comment, purely because I called every canadian a nazi, with zero proof. It’s like 1984 up in here.

Removed by mod

It’s fertilizer for my asparagus garden.

This dude’s ability to keep everyone on their toes is unprecidented.

Chaotic neutral, at the helm of an empire. This has to be a social experiement. If you’ll excuse the conjecture, I’m going to give my best guess as to what is really going on.

There’s gotta be an octopus in a tank with mutliple colored balls. When the octopus is allowed to pick a ball, it determines which politcal terminology choice wheel of corrosponding color is spun, and a dart is thrown. Once enough words are strung together, they hand the document to the cast and crew of Impractical Jokers, who are talking to Trump with an earpiece.

B-but my exceptionalism!

Yes, and it’s a conscious decision. I’ll ask you not to interrogate, as I get enough shit from my step dad about it already.