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Nope. Just regular gay.

Ha ha! Gotcha!

Well, I’m sold. Except for the “women” part.

Two guys could give just as good a hand job…

Just AI data centers everywhere, sucking up all that power and generating the ads in a never-ending oroboros of suckitude.

That’s the entire point of the “flood the zone with shit” strategy

this looks super-cool! I hope they’re able to interest some auto-makers into making an actual product.

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“She Who” sounds like a mid-00s Doctor Who spinoff that only got 1 season

That’s part of the joke: you can’t order just 20 or 50 or 100 hair ties. You have to order in quantities of 1000+

Still, only, like, $8 for 5,000 (assorted colors)

(It’s an awesome quinceanera gift!)

I ordered you a dozen hair ties on Amazon.

You’re welcome.

I’ve definitely gotten sauces delivered to me this way.

The point was that in the old days, that’s what you had to do to create an entirely new identity

You are the only person in this entire comment section discussing that. As I have said, many times now, the rest of us were discussing creating a fake ID. You keep trying to change the subject.

and considering how effective it was, it really wasn’t that complicated or difficult.

Except you described, in a bit of the detail, exactly how difficult it was, and how long it took. You keep claiming the opposite of what you spend paragraphs explaining.

I’m sorry you’re so confused. But this has been a waste of my time. I’m blocking you because everything you say is nonsense.

It was something you could do yourself, and not have to track down some sketchy criminal to buy some fake identity that may or may not work.

It was a major crime that you could pull off all by yourself, without getting involved with anyone else

Ok rebel. But that wasn’t what we’re discussing. The point of the discussion was whether or not it was easy. And by everything you keep saying, it was an enormous pain in the ass to do what you’re describing. And well, it may not have been a pain in the ass for you in particular, for any normal person it would’ve been. And the more you keep “explaining”, the more and more you prove that to be the case.

I don’t even know what you’re trying to argue at this point. That you committed crimes and are therefore cool? Because it certainly was neither simple nor easy the way you describe it.

Yeah, that was life before the Internet. You actually had to do stuff. You couldn’t just click a few keys, and get what you want.

Literally, nobody said that. And you’re also making my point that it would be a huge pain in the ass, not “easy“.

Still, to create an entirely new identity, and disappear? Today, you couldn’t do it all. A little legwork and a few months of waiting for mail isn’t that much to ask.

I wouldn’t know, and that’s not what we’re discussing here. And, once again, you’ve made my point for me that it wouldn’t be “easy“, it would be a gigantic pain in the ass.

Your drivers license number never changes. Those records are also permanent. So, yeah, that would be a problem for you in the future.

You just described to me how it’s extremely difficult and requires a lot of effort.

When I had a racket making fake IDs in the 90s, I didn’t go through a fraction of that much trouble, and they came out looking perfect. Because I figured out the algorithm by which New York State makes ID numbers. It wasn’t difficult. The number corresponds to several different pieces of information on the license itself. And with Photoshop, I just put your picture in there.

No traveling to a midsize Midwest city, no trolling cemeteries for dead children, no interstate identity and Social Security fraud required. And it took about 15 minutes to do.

And even then, I wouldn’t call that “pretty easy”

Nothing about that was easy. It may not have been as difficult as it is now, but it still wasn’t “easy”.

Regardless, you can count on Trump to repeat whatever Putin tells him to say.

And it would almost certainly cost you more than whatever you were paying for groceries. Not a particularly wise investment.