And maybe twist if you have the time…

Missing the post script where they plead for you to mark their post as the solution.

So the count is more than 1? Damn we might want to investigate Kim Kardashian, she may be symptomless.

Well it IS satire anymore… so both.

So they effectively made a VPN a requirement. Nice.

Didn’t Texas try and block themselves from pornhub?

The “fake” self employed is a reference to lyft/Uber/any other app that a big company runs and chooses what jobs you can get, and your pay etc. Making the “self employed” take all the risk.

Yes, only companies can be worried about that profit increase not going up at the same rate as before.

And what is wrong with that?

I’ll gladly remove myself and the burden of caring for me if it comes to an incurable illness. Better I leave my wife with more resources than drain all those and still leave.

And argon or nitrogen can easily be had at welding supply stores…

I can definitely tell you I’m comfortable with that.

If family doesn’t know I’m dead in 3 days, they ain’t family.

The likelihood that I die, and my loved ones decide to just turn off the server while knowing it’s where the Vaultwarden software lives, before they get access to said Vaultwarden, is very very slim.

Self host whatever you want. Even Deadman switches.

The key is informing your loved ones the requirements for the switch. Just like if they don’t know to request access in other Deadman switches.

You can self host Vaultwarden, which is essentially self managed Bitwarden.

And the feature can be setup fairly easily.

I have a similar coworker, was constantly coming by and trying to start up conversation. Asking what I did the weekend etc. Why I don’t like their pears etc.

Finally one Monday morning when they came by wasting time I pulled off the headphones and asked "do you have a work related issue you need help with? " their response was “no I’m just socializing” I responded with something implying they’d actually be good at their job if they did that instead, and I’m not now or ever interested in socialising with them. They finally buggered off.

It sinks.

Tungsten isn’t reactive with water, it’s not an alkali metal.

Sodium, lithium, potassium etc (alkali metals) would react violently with water though.

rented

You guys do tests (meme, I’m just too lazy to make)

I know what will stop those drones… blowing up the roads, of course that’s the only way the drones can get to the capital…

I believe it involves impossible math, like dividing by 0

Fuck protecting American interests.

We need to be protecting HUMAN interests. Not billionaires desires for more zeros at the end of their net worth.

$10 says a large number of Trump voters will claim the dock workers strike is the sole cause of the increase, and blame Biden for not forcing them back to work.