I left Twitter and Reddit and I found Lemmy and Mastadon. Lemmy is going much better than Mastadon.

Bank of America: We made less than $6 billion this QUARTER, time for layoffs.

This is not a joke. They did this for years.

You ever get rid of a couch by having that garbage truck with the grinder on the back chew up that couch in about 3 seconds and leave nothing but a tiny bit of sawdust on the pavement? I want that.

Forks are on the left for a reason.

Which loved one are we talking about here? Some are more loved than others.

I’ve had several Spigen cases for my Pixels and the only thing I don’t like is there isn’t a cover for the USB port so it slowly fills with lint until your charger won’t stay connected.

You can support someone without shaving your head. Using a bald cap is just disingenuous.

Pueblo, CO from tv commercials or maybe Walla Walla, WA from Bugs Bunny.

Anything Splinter Cell without Michael Ironside’s voice would be weird.

Why watch ads for free when you can pay for Prime and also watch ads?

Youngkin can’t run for reelection next year.

I guess she ignored the warning label

Not always bedtime but the stopwatch to start 60 Minutes was a weekly reminder that the party is over and school is imminent.

At least they can admit who calls the shots

I waited so long to play this “delivery game” but now its one of my favorites.

Of course MY news source isn’t “mainstream media”, it’s everything else!

I still have “Hunter Biden” and “Vision Pro” on my list

Don’t forget guilt.

I have to use SharePoint on a daily basis.

Boost Mobile is advertising the same thing right now. Who actually believes these ads?