I want a proper sequel, Cyberpunk 2420.

I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.

You’re completely Emmental!

Same! Sometimes I type the email in Notepad/Wordpad first.

Are you drinking your kin’s blood and tears?

Blueberry Muffin

Maybe the earliest example of, “You should see the other guy!”

You bridle like it’s such a cinch.

Unless the changes in anatomy require more kidney activity. Consider how horses pee.

The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has been the subject of a number of controversies…

God, what a fitting start/title.

Maybe start a charity and raise money that way?

There’s no way an 80 year old woman has the life experience to compare to a 300-1,000 year old elf. There’s an inherent power discrepancy.

Also immortal. And hypersexual.

Me want da punani see for make me nice,
Me love the way you walk sometimes,
The way you talk is so hot,
Now you know let’s have a shot of rum,
Then me can make you come
With me to the ocean
That would be phat
You can be my bow cat
Nice ital breeze
Bring you to your knees
We’re jammin’

I have a shitty Target duffel bag that’s been with me on so many adventures. It’s falling apart, but I refuse to let it go, precisely because it’s been with me on so many adventures. That also explains the several pairs of shoes with holes in them I can’t bring myself to throw out.

Oh man, a Total War: Lord of the Rings could be pretty badass.

I’m gifted with extreme literacy.

No, you just gave me an opportunity to use my incredible god-like gift.

You’d think these guys would know how to open a private Firefox tab.

Add another fan a few feet to the left of the first one to make the room more visually balanced.