Story of my life here

I hate myself for crushing on him so hard

Give him the ol’ “woop woop” and a wink

Not if you’re gay

During a super strong part of my older-bro fetish, I met a guy who played along without breaking character…. until he asked “is this getting weird?”

I saved the day and said “not as long as dad doesn’t hear us fucking.” Ahh. As _get *good as it gets.