Alice Afterbirth is a great name for the placenta

What a beautiful lady or dude!

Not quite what you’re asking, but I still use my minidisc player.

Digital is the way to go - who knows how long DVD will be a viable format. Hard media formats come and go.

Susan Collins will be “very concerned” but will eventually agree on no wrongdoing. 🙄

Welp I don’t know why that never occurred to me, I feel like a moran.

Yeah greyhounds be awkward like that

But don’t your clothes get all wrinkly that way? I’m a neat freak and I can’t imagine living like that lol

For me, I hate getting into a bed where the sheets are all bunched up and the pillows are still smushed from the night before. Making my bed means I have straightened sheets and fluffed pillows waiting for me when I’m ready to turn in, which feels welcoming.

I used to live near there too!

/r/hyenas

I miss my daily dose of yeens from /u/McUsername621

You mean Convicted Rapist Brock Turner, now going by the name of Convicted Rapist Allen Turner, who was sentenced to six months but only served three for what his father called (and I quote) “twenty minutes of action”? That Convicted Rapist Brock Allen Turner?

Here in Philly soft pretzels are everywhere, they’re a staple. I think usually those little hard ones are just a snack for kids?

A typical day looks something like this:

Breakfast: egg beaters with mushrooms, peppers, onions, low-fat cheese, and either ham or turkey lunchmeat, topped with salsa or hot sauce, plus an orange and either yorkshire gold tea with condensed milk or Wawa pumpkin spice coffee

Post-workout: Core protein shake

Lunch: half-sandwich of ham and turkey with hummus and pickled onions on whole-grain bread, plus half a can of minestrone soup or a salad

Mid-afternoon: yorkshire gold again and maybe half an apple with chunky peanut butter

Dinner: usually lean meat (either chicken breast or pork tenderloin), green veg (steamed spinach with lemon and a little butter or maybe peas), and some type of starch, usually either a baked sweet potato or farro cooked in spiced broth

Dessert: 2 small pieces of dark chocolate or black licorace

All throughout I drink water.

Oh snap you’re right

Ah, the “you’ve got to reinstall Windows” scam

Three friends???

Lack of adequate infrastructure for handling things like sanitation, transportation, and education (to name just a few) for so many people.

Awww, what a handsome old fella!

Yes, it’s called traction alopecia.