I dress for myself.

Look how smoochable she is, who could blame you!

Whiskey. Over two decades later and I still can’t stand it.

Yeah it’s the .ml instance filtering certain words that can be used as slurs such as b_tch and ret_rd.

She’s so tufty! 😍

What a piece of shit. If you don’t have enthusiastic consent you don’t have sex. You don’t just take somebody’s word for it that their drugged and nonresponsive wife is cool with you fucking her. Jesus christ.

I would love to chop it all off and rock short hair but that would look so dumb on me. Woe :(

In that context it usually means he thinks you’re boring.

Not to defend Ted Cruz, but I have a friend named Ted, short for Edward. It’s not unheard of.

Can it cure cankles?

I’m sorry for your loss, he looks like he was a sweet boy 🤍

Me too lol

What a fucking asshole this woman is. “Taking our jerbs” bitch I’m sure you wouldn’t be caught dead driving DoorDash!

I never understand how a person can have this much hate in their heart.

If I were single and they* were secure, then sure. I really feel for a lot of trans people because I know the transition can cause a lot of insecurity. And that’s absolutely valid and I don’t want to be unfeeling about it, but at the same time I know myself and I don’t want a partner who is insecure and potentially overly emotionally needy, because I’m not good at providing that kind of support. So I’d be fine dating a trans person who is confident and secure, no matter where in the transition the person is.

* I say ‘they’ because I’m fine dating either men or women, not because I want to invalidate anyone’s gender :)

That’s because sighthounds have teeny tiny dried up corn kernels for brains :)

I call it the pizza bone.

Do you remember
The 21st night of September?
Love was changin’ the minds of pretenders
While chasin’ the clouds away

Ugh I love the scalp massager 🤍

Awww Sandy 🤍

Terrifyin’!