This guy has zero milligrams of magnesium

You know that windmills are kind of the opposite of fans? Try “only windmills” instead and it’s not a :.|:; anymore

I’m reading an 1818 novel and it uses “gay” for happy and also the noun “gaiety” which I love and want to bring back

I laughed on this… twice

This isn’t even true were I live. Investors will buy new appartments and leave them empty and sell them a few years later. Renting them would decrease the value more than the income is. It’s worse than you thought.

And yet he refuses to do so

This is true for a very not obvious reason:

People who ignore the sign are disobedient and therefore suspicious. That’s why they send all available drones to that person to intimidate them.

c/birdsarentreal #ifitfliesitspies #birdwatchinggoesbothways

The TV does. TV watching goes both ways

Why would you watch yourself instead of your mother’s series?

What helped me as a kid is imagine to write. That’s my left hand and than I know which is which without thinking too consciously (in case you’re right handed, it’s the other way around obviously).

But interesting that you know absolute directions easily. That’s a cultural thing actually. I think Australian Aborigines will say things like “my western foot hurts” because it’s more intuitive for them that way.

If I learned anything in geography class than that west is on the left

I could ask my parents but I’m afraid it was a German collection of short stories

Why are you asking?

I found the cursed ones

No way!

No, the bullet will stop them

If 275 is half of 550, then what is half of 275?

Checkmate atheist

When people don’t learn roman numerals at school anymore…

It’s 10, plain and simple

Because the more you look for reasons, the realize there is none and that’s depressing

Because people who always ask “why” don’t achieve anything. Did you get nothing out of the story above?