This is the first post I’ve ever saved for consumption later.

For goodness sakes, please tell me you aren’t going to turn that into a tramp-stamp for yourself.

That’s in Dundee, Scotland.

After stealing most of the information from Taiwan and the US.

Now I’m trying “random communities” and it either refuses to give me anything or cycles through “Mastadonindians” Homesteading, and some retarded paranormal bullshit.

FFS.

What other app should I use instead of this?!?!

Tic tak toe,

Solitaire,

Snek,

That one with the bubbles that you just watch and you can’t do anything (I think it actually a screen saver)

Uh. That’s it.

Petroleum

Once upon a time I thought Isreal might be fine. Now I realise it is a failed experiment and never should’ve been attempted. Not only that, but the attempt to create a ‘Jewish Homeland’ based on Bronze Age myths has created literal monsters, like the Nazis, who are perfectly happy to see innocent people lose their homes and burn to satisfy their own warped perspectives.

Yup. Good work guys out there in Silicon Valley. I’m sure this AI thing is all going to end reeeeeeeaaaallly well.

Trailer Trash be all like: “SEE AH TOLD Y’ALL IT WAS GOOD FOR THE BABY! GOOGLE DONE SAYS SO!!!”

You might have to live with scratches. I would.

My fav is that one song. By, that guy…

You know.

Like Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo! But like better than that.

TIL the African National Congress makes audio equipment.

Alcoholism.

Oh wait…

Genocidal behaviour to Israel.

Brutal authoritarianism and lies to China.

Crazy fucking shit to Russia.

Edit: To anyone downvoting me: we know who you work for. Scum.

Breaking up with girl at 24 and always regretting it.

QUE?

Get off the drugs dude.

And give them to me. I want some.

Dude…

Sorry but who the fuck is ignorant enough to confused a date and a fig?