Damn, are you me?

Stupid sexy Flanders.

My mother’s name is María, so are three of my sisters. Their middle names are different though.

I can also twist my ankles like that painlessly. But I can’t touch my toes with my finger tips without bending my knees at all, best I can do is like 10 inches away.

90s dad or gen Z dude?

Mid forties and got four. 9, 11, 16 and 17.

Same. 9, 11, 16 and 17.

Unless it’s "How YOU doin’?

Superb.

FitGirl has no launchers whatsoever, if you’re into single player games.

I grew up in a border town in northern Mexico. We got a bunch of the TV channels from the US town across the border. I learned English watching those American channels.

You only YOLO once.

Sin is Jetch.

Because it is easier to upgrade a streaming device than a whole-ass TV.

My kids (8 and 5) prefer to play on my PC instead of their Xbox. They claim being closer to the screen allows them to see what’s going on in the game much better.

Y’all sleeping on cucumber.

Ah, the blinker fluid of the computer world.

They mean themselves, their brain.

Gwent me.