I grew up in a border town in northern Mexico. We got a bunch of the TV channels from the US town across the border. I learned English watching those American channels.

You only YOLO once.

Sin is Jetch.

Because it is easier to upgrade a streaming device than a whole-ass TV.

My kids (8 and 5) prefer to play on my PC instead of their Xbox. They claim being closer to the screen allows them to see what’s going on in the game much better.

Y’all sleeping on cucumber.

Ah, the blinker fluid of the computer world.

They mean themselves, their brain.

Gwent me.

Only reason I came to the comments.

Not even once.

Some Lego games.

BestBuy brand Insignia offers non-smart TVs.

Woosh.

Yep. In the 90s when I grew up, the politically correct term was “mentally challenged”, which eventually started being used as an insult. The current term is “special needs” and already I’ve seen it used as an insult.

Cool story.

Waffle.

That’d be Woody. Buzz has rumble instead of a laser.

That’s how Louis CK distributes his shows since he was cancelled.