That sounds like something gamers will add to their “tourist destination”.

Fascinating! Never seen anything like this before.

Do they charge by the minutes spent there + extras or is this a membership thing?

Their seniority allow(ed) them free passes on details or precision.

My grandma, having to call for help but doesn’t know who of the many kids are around: hey, hey human who was named

Translation takes away from it.

Oh yes, this is the path to giving up.