Yeah but it’s gonna scramble your signal, then send it spinning outwards.
Yeah but it’s gonna scramble your signal, then send it spinning outwards.
What about rickettsia, then?
Or how about stealth covid, never any of the full-blown symptoms, never came out positive on any test, but something somewhere along the way subtly flipped and now things ain’t the way they used to be, these damn kids nowadays with their Ohio and skibidi and GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
Close your eyes and instead of counting sheep, lernas la interlingvon Esperanto.
In Mexico, chapulines are a bit of an exotic delicacy from old Aztec cuisine, there’s a place in my town that has them, heated and tossed on a grill with no oil, then served on a corn tortilla with black beans, fresh chopped onions and cilantro, topped with a lime squeeze and green jalapeño salsa.
They are delicious.
You can hear the tannins!
How many chuckles = one laugh?
Rediscovering well-established shit from first principles and a science-illiterate, history-ignorant stance.
I’m betting the raw milk thing re-entered society via the crystals and essential oils crowd?
The same type of people that said back in the 70s - or maybe even before - that television screens emitted cancer-causing radiation.
In the 90s they were saying that about the magnetic fields in digital alarm clock radios, too. Completely oblivious to the night lamps by the bed, those also conduct electricity. But noooo… it was the tiny LED screen that suddenly made the difference… I guess?
Also completely oblivious to the Earth’s titanic magnetic field dwarfing and drowning whatever they had with their little gizmos in their normal-sized bedrooms in the 90s.
He disapproves of you because you’re not letting him IN.
Angst, weltschmerz, fin de siècle ennui… call it what you will… your cat is in a rut, and urgently needs to be confused.
Time to call:
CONFUSE-A-CAT LTD.
Europe’s leading cat confusing service.
Not quite. If it had Nic Cage somewhere in there, though, then we’re cookin’ with gas!
Mom! ickplant in lemmyshitpost says we live in Andromeda! Is that true?!!
In that case, the headline could read instead as:
Medieval monks were sly
The faithful were suckers
Look at that gentle soul.
I said look at it!
Necesito
Debo hacerlo todo
POR AMOOOOR…!
IDS (Imminent Death Syndrome) puts us all in an awkward position.
He could go at any moment… he’s got entitilitus!
An Honored Matre with her sexy skills!
The opposite of a Bulwer-Lytton!
Waves in the electromagnetic field that permeates all of space, along with many other fields with different topologies and particles.