oldone

I always thought court philosopher would be a good gig

Can’t really choose a favorite, but it would have to be something from Leonard Cohen -

Ring the bells that still can ring,
Forget your perfect offering,
There is a crack, a crack in everything,
That’s how the light gets in.

Let Michael Schur guide you! - Watch The Good Place and read How to Be Perfect

It’s been a while, but I think Max Barry came up with Global Unified Deity in Jennifer Government (great book, by the way)

https://thistleridgesoap.com/ is another. Great soaps, though she’s retiring soon, so I’m looking for alternatives too.
Maybe try a castile or black soap - I like those