Owning a pet responsibly is like owning a car: there is the expense of regular maintenance, and then every so often you have to drop a wad of money for a major repair.

Don’t get me wrong, my animals are worth it, but I think some first-time pet owners don’t realize this.

Eventually, when the cats get older and no longer wash properly, we too will get a Hell Bag. I’m almost looking forward to it…

No idea about your cars, but my cats? Because they can eat them when I don’t feel them fast enough in the morning and then I have to the vet because they can’t yak them up or pass them.

I love the little gremlins, but they are both bonded rescue cats that have pica or something.

“Midnight Cowboy”: great performances, great writing, profound ending, never want to watch it again.

I demand a match in the Thunderdome.

On the other hand, it would be the most boring match ever…like two wet noodles fighting…