It’s called a crisp because it’s crispy (at least to my knowledge).

I’m using my old desktop from 2010. There’s no such thing as a server that can “do it all”, but any computer from the last 10 years would probably be a fine place to start. The more you do, the more likely you’ll be to hit some sort of performance limit, and by that time you’ll know more about what you actually want.

In short, find old cheap/free hardware and start playing around.

It’s almost like multiple types of food can have a brittle texture…

As opposed to the UK, where a crisp is a chip and a chip is a fry.

Chaotic stupid: bread is stapled to various trees

Inkscape is one of my favorite applications out there. I use it almost daily, both for my day job and hobbies. Thanks Martin!

It’s chaotic in that it doesn’t ascribe to needing the provided mechanism for closure. It also is not as great if you need to move it around, as it can come untucked easily.

That being said, twist and tuck is definitely Chaotic Good. The bottle hack belongs on the evil row.

I feel like this alignment chart doesn’t consider how evil you could get. Leaving the bag open seems pretty tame for CE. I suggest the following:

• Lawful Good: bread box w/ the bag
• Neutral Good: bag clip
• Chaotic Good: twist and tuck
• Lawful Neutral: bread box w/o the bag
• True Neutral: original bread clip
• Chaotic Neutral: twist or tuck, not both
• Lawful Evil: bag is tied shut
• Neutral Evil: bag is left open
• Chaotic Evil: bag is torn open in the middle

Also worth noting: a bread box generally isn’t sealed that well, I would still recommend keeping the bread in a bag (depending on what type it is and how quickly you plan to eat it).

HELL YEAH BROTHER

I came here to eat jeans and wear beans

and I’m all out of jeans

The two most popular flavors of ice cream are both bean flavored.

The motorcycle.

NOT TO 50!

Ah, but consider the following scenario: you’re returning from the grocery store with a bag of bachelor chow and a twelve pack of Low Brau, and you need to press the elevator button. With the stick, you’d need to set one of them down first. The Finglonger, on the other hand, has no such drawback.

For an extra charge, the employee will give you the authentic smell by wiping their ass with one of the slices of bread.

If you feel most familiar with Debian, I recommend looking at Mint. It has great compatibility and is otherwise easy to use, and it handles GPUs well (including Nvidia). In terms of hardware, I’ll agree with the others here–used is the way to go, you’ll get a lot more for your money than buying new.

That being said, you can also look for clearance and/or refurbished PCs. This one would probably be powerful enough.

“Embedded control architect”

What kind of gameplay do you have in mind? I’m guessing a puzzle-type game (like a room escape), but you could honestly do a number of different things (tower defense? Platformer?).

I think the answer to your original question largely depends on this. Did you have anything else in mind about the experience?