You know the phrase, walk softly and pick up all the sticks that look cool

– Dr. NeverSneezer Scrooge

Nerdfighteria sites their sources.

My Duolingo addiction is finally validated! I knew it wasn’t just a weird fetish for culo de búho!

I knew I should’ve talked to HR when I was told to “load her up” by my boss!

The fabled MegaSD card

Kids vote for other kids, and if it’s anything like student council it’s not really about ability. More Trump means less reading assignments…

CombDome

It’s gonna be so awkward when that alien needs to go door to door and introduce themselves at their next planet.

SomeBODY

This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!

I saw what you did there…

I bet you were beaming when you thought of that pun.

This is just what happens when you become the expert at something. Being goated isn’t simply slang.

As well as their track record, some references and a cover letter. If I need a good resume to get hired, so do they!

Server farms are the real money maker. Doesn’t matter the fad, they’ll need processing power from somewhere.

Moose and bears may break my bones, but spiders will always scare me. Plus Bullwinkle would have a hard time sneaking into my bed or shoe unnoticed…

Damn, that human’s holding a fish so big I can’t even see their human appendages holding it up in the not-water

Even as a younger millennial they were barely in my life. My mom had one when I was in elementary school for work, and other than that I just know beepers from medical shows and Dennis, the beeper king, from 30 Rock. Technology is cyclical.

I’m getting Godzilla-nervous-system vibes from the front-most map, not gonna lie…

You’re right, mondays are much better lowercased