Unfortunately for you, I’ve made a meme where you’re the Soyjak and I’m the Chad, checkmate

The nicknames write themselves

Drop a D and you’ve got the raddest (pun) software engineer that’ll ever grace this earth

You’re gonna look me in the eyes and tell me Raddix isn’t straight fire?

Even if there was some secure, hardened way of verifying people’s ages without handing over PII to random websites, these age verification laws are still utterly ridiculous.

It’s not the government’s job to parent your kids on the internet. If you don’t want your kids visiting specific websites or viewing specific content, you take 15 minutes out of your goddamn day to do your job as a parent, and set up a content blocker on your home network.