Their advice is kind of bad… “you know shit” implies that he’s intelligent and knows things. Especially if just written down. If speaking, you may be able to convey what you want with tone and context, but even still…

Despite it being technically incorrect, grammatically, what you meant to say was, “you don’t know shit.” E.g., “You don’t know shit about Germany” = “You know nothing about Germany.”

English is fucking weird, and I can’t imagine learning all of these rules. Frankly, I couldn’t even explain to you how I know 3/4 of them, it’s just innate at this point.

When he’s the President of the United States, yes we will. Unfortunately.

We were so fucking close to never having to hear about this piece of shit ever again.

If this was the actual explanation, that would be kind of funny (and possibly ironic?)

Just the pure distillation of, “protect the private key with your life.” If it can happen to the person who literally created the thing, it can happen to you.

“a new start”

But when it’s coming from the world’s first analyst/therapist (AKA “analrapist”), who can tell…

(I think that’s the joke)

Honestly, do away with the wooden chair back, and this probably wouldn’t be too bad.

What a fucking parasite.

I absolutely love Kaufman’s films, but what a garbage take. Not everything needs to be as complex or mindbending as Adaptation or Eternal Sunshine…

Can’t wait to watch our own federal government cannibalize itself to the detriment of hundreds of millions of people. Good stuff.

At this point, it’s almost entirely kernel-level anticheat

People are definitely shit, in general, but we shouldn’t ignore statistics because of that. Men are awful. We’re the worst.

They literally said that they’re not saying they’re gay. It’s the second sentence for fuck sake.

Yeah, I think people just learned how to cook them properly

To be fair, everything is good in Thai curry.

Yeah I was going to say this. Cauliflower is like the “plain” version of broccoli lol

Have your kids heard the good news of our lord and savior, Brussels sprouts?

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Brussels Sprouts are another one… I don’t think I had properly cooked Brussels sprouts until I was in my mid-to-late-20s, and they’ve become one of my favorite vegetables. They’re so fucking good dude.

Do people not like spinach stalks? It’s like my favorite part… adds a tiny bit of crunch/texture.

You forgot garlic. Copious amounts of garlic at every step.