Hmm. Portal gloryhole.

I feel like pubs in Europe are different than they are in the US. If you go to a dive bar in the US there’s a real chance you might end up stabbed or shot.

I mean, there’s some personal choice involved here. My wife and I and a friend, all middle aged, visited a bar recently to hang out and burn some time and it was busy and noisy (like, piped music and chatter noisy). We moved on and found a less busy bar where we could talk.

So pretty much just like real life.

Nope but what’s a little blood between pals?

My Jack Russell Terrier does this too. It’s good for unlimited free belly rubs.

Do the Trump family have overseas bank accounts?

The people are only dead because they refused to keep giving the Tooth Fairy their teeth, so (s)he killed them but will honor their wish in death.

Bold of one to assume that Trump can read.

You guys are misinterpreting this. He’s not far off the mark since the only time she has had an orgasm with him was that one time he gave in and let her use the strap-on.

Bold of you to assume Hilary is capable of feel.

Oh damn. It’s still very early but you win the internet for today.

A message to Tiny’s parents: It’s never too late.

Let’s see if Rage Against the Machine could do a reunion concert in NYC on whatever date that was. That might be one of the only chances we’d have of getting them back together.

Poor Toby. He wasn’t even all that bad, as far as HR goes.

They could just leave BLM as is to horrify the parents.

Now they need to go shoot the people who issued the orders. Happy endings all around.

Was this an excerpt from his Nobel Peace Prize award speech?

The meek shall inherit the earth.

Yeah Archon, the Might & Magic series, Road Rash etc.