Legend says if your are the chosen one that he’ll rise from the water and bless you with a holy pipe wrench.

Has science gone too far?

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!!??!?

Impossible

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

The dead give away was that they had CDs of “The Sims” PC game placed around.

It also could not ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

My flight sim would say otherwise if it had a mouth. Also if it had a mouth… Uhhhhh… It might be another kind of sim…

It’s not the hang loose emoji, it’s the fancy tea party emoji!

Lol shut up tankie

Hopefully gives some more protection against beheadings.

I hope they just don’t show up on weekends.

But what does it mean to you?

Cloverfield needs a 420 fps remaster.

It’s a video that is funny.

Yeah I think JD Vance booked a private showing of some film last week and sat right there.

What if I was unjustly not banned?

Thanks Satan

I didn’t wash my hands after using the bathroom one time today and that felt pretty naughty.