Those first two are great but that Shoenberg piece… Man, some things are best left on paper.

Oh man, you weren’t kidding. That’s just objectively bad.

I think you found the solution for world peace.

Hey now! Mississippi has… Oh wait. Nevermind.

Mississippi is the worst. No contest. Name one good thing in Mississippi.

Christopher Marlowe

That’s how you end up with laser cats.

Whoa, I just listened to more of their stuff. I love it! Thanks for turning me on to them!

And he ends up alone in all three movies. Meme holds up.

Aw fuck. I was just starting to get regular depressed again and then you go and remind me that there’s also a whole other kind of depression on its way. Depressing.

James

Earl

Ray

All of that actually sounds really cool to me. Especially the diy chain.

You know what’s up

And under absolutely no circumstances should you put these on.

Shit

What?

Rollers

No

Yep

Shit

They are not.

Hopefully at least one was a dog.

During hurricane Sandy a fire broke out in a neighborhood in Queens. Over 100 homes burned down in the middle of a fucking hurricane.

Yeah, that would ruin the joke. If everyone hates him it’s farcical. If one person likes him then everyone else becomes a monster.