You are an asshole if you’re uploading student data to a mining operation.

Fanatics lend legitimacy to fairweather supporters. Someone in your relationship is compromising their integrity. Is it you?

Ultra realism mode should involve a boomer with piss on the front of their pants squawking about chrome being slow while you’re under a rack fixing a punch down. In the background, your phone rings. It’s a middle manager placed by an investment firm asking if you reset the modem yet.

Ah I wasn’t thinking about that. I got the scrappy spinny bois.

I’m fairly sure me and my friends had a bad batch of Western digitals too.

Funny because I have a box of Seagate consumer drives recovered from systems going to recycling that just won’t quit. And my experience with WD drives is the same as your experience with Seagate.

Edit: now that I think about it, my WD experience is from many years ago. But the Seagate drives I have are not new either.

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Stupid sexy washing machine!

This fake bullshit would be more entertaining if it didn’t have a cancer media caption at the top.

Showerception. Wait for the cold water kick.

I’ve been mindlessly scrolling by this for so long I think I had a dream about this.

Leftover legs get fried. Shells go in the slow cooker. Meat goes in the soup.

Vanilla facsimile is not secure at all.

Wow. This comment thread gave me brain damage.

I just setup a bunch of keyword and domain filters that made my feed so much more peaceful. There are also a few terminally online/cringe users to block.

I used to have that book. My poop is telling me to do more drugs.

It makes more sense to outlaw devices that let you see through walls (windows).

I cleaned them. Pissing was common enough on a busy weekend I know they need it at least every 48 hours.

I think that’s the basic plot to Andromeda.

Chop off the end of some kids finger.

Kill someone else’s kid.