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Then don’t pack food, get some vitamins, you won’t die. It’s physically impossible I think not to poop if you eat anything at all and I wouldn’t recommend forcing a constipation as it can cause you more harm than it’s worth.

Canned tuna. It’s very dry and almost all protein so most of it gets absorbed by the body and you’ll be pooping neat little bricks.

Pro-tip: invade from Mongolia.

Jesus… Not exactly seaworthy is it?

Not gonna argue with that. USSR was definitely more covert in its ethnic cleansings. Although the Russian polizei collaborators in Eastern Europe (Belarus to be exact) were more than eager to hand in my grandad’s family to the SS. It was actually thanks to an SS officer showing some compassion that he and he his sister managed to evacuate. And some argue that up to 5 million Jews went through Soviet gulags although it’s near impossible to verify. My main point being is that the nazi Germany system was destroyed and punished (and reformed by external forces) and now Germany (along with Japan) is one of the most pacifist countries in the world, but the Soviet never was and that’s why we’re here with the likes of Poo-boy with his human waves and casual daily war crimes.

True. Russia has been woefully antisemitic since forever basically. Russians in general hate Jews for no reason whatsoever (I know I am a Russian and a Jew). USSR too. Gulags were full of Jews, you can even see it in the prison slang which is full of Yiddish/Hebrew words. My grandpa had to hide the fact he was a Jew to get the party ticket which was necessary to advance in his career (he was a scientist).

Good thinking.

I’m sorry for your loss, glad to hear he had a caring family.