Imagine a greasy old IT technician coming up to you, putting a finger on your lips and gently saying that after you gasped about the entangled mess of hundreds of Ethernet cables in the server room

Don’t mention the parasites you get from bat poop (was it all a fever dream? The whole batman saga?)

Never thought I’d say, I’ll be praying for pictures of your tail

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But then who’s going to fight our wars

YES cold smoke is so much worse than some standard feet in a semi-empty train car, also it’s actually bad for everyone’s health

Dude it’s just socks

Totally agree with you, what’s the big deal? Those public seats are disgusting and absolutely rife with bacteria, there are studies on that. Some reasonably fresh socks (or bare feet) absolutely will not matter there. If anything, your feet will get dirty because somebody’s feces and urine are already on that seat. (they really are)

And for the smell: alright, if there are a lot of people and your feet stink, that’s a no. But the smell usually isn’t great in public transport anyways.

…it’s Scientology, isn’t it? It’s so sad I can barely tell the difference

Show him your Warhammer figurines

Good luck with your OnlyFans

ESPECIALLY no Nazi gold tax, what are you thinking?!

Oooh, somebody eats a lot of fibres

Those aren’t crazy demands

I am continually surprised over what basic features - like recording from an audio sink and a source - are not implemented on these devices that so many billions and years have been spent on developing.

It’s as if… sanity and user requirements were not the main design guidelines :o

There should be a version of the news that’s just minions

Please let the Russians fail

Is this the syndrome that lemmy users have?

They could just be trying to seem cooperative and uninvolved, though, right? 🤷‍♂️

Have you heard of Elon Musk? …he isn’t nearly as smart, though 😢