I do. Not for myself, but we all know that there are many people who would never give up meat. So for them.

Yes

Preganté

The melody makes me thinks of Nelson from the Simpsons going “Haa-ha!”

I’ve had that exact moisture meter, it was garbage.

Why does this meme look like 2021 image generation?

The writer makes it sound delightful, now I want to try it.

The time between these Saddam Hussein memes is always just long enough that they surprise me again and are still funny.

Being fucking funny is also a skill.

Are you explaining my own joke to me? Why?

I’ve heard people say the opposite, “wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.

Just the middle 2 cm of the aorta will do.

Die of beaties

Nah, they’re English speaking but they just have a cold.

Aka Corporate Memphis. The general corporate instruction video style.

How do you live with this in your house?! 😂
I wouldn’t get anything done as long as the cat looks like that.

Dishonor

A lot of the sail ships used on inland waters here have flat bottoms, like for instance the skûtsje. So they can sail in quite shallow waters.

[edit] I’ve looked it up and for instance a tjalk (historic freight ship) can have a mast height of around 20-25 meters, but has a sailing depth of only 80-200 cm. Due to their flat bottoms, they can easily move around the inland lakes and canals, which are often only a few meters deep.

A lot of the larger boats on inland waters here have flat bottoms, and the smaller boats are just not that deep. So it’s sufficient for the typical boat traffic.

Tall sail boats.