I’m surprised Norbert and Dagett never did anything like this.

Cum they told me for rum a bum bum

You’ll chop your eye out, kid.

Cop realized he should’ve used rock instead. Nothing beats rock.

Grandpa is too busy tieing the onion to his belt because it was the style at the time.

The pretzels were making him thirsty.

I guess it’s good that the Bort license plate was already taken.

Legit or not they should’ve gotten a real tag by now.

The amount of candles on you’re birthday cake are so numerous that the fire department comes out.

Joke’s on you, I don’t breathe.

Because we are not entertained.

I’m excited about the Voter Apathy Party!

The 1994 World Series was a particularly bad series for baseball fans.

I also extend that to the status of “gangster of love”

2025 2026 2100 2525 3000 10000 ???

I can feel it Cumming in the air tonight

Oh the dinosaurs worked. The humans would have them do the crappy jobs that the people didn’t want to do. This would lead to the dinosaurs making wisecrack remarks about how it’s a living.

He did? When did this happen?

I’ll start my own amusement park with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the blackjack.

Are you gonna keep going until you’ve covered all the Pokemon?