southsamurai
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southsamurai@sh.itjust.workstoAsk Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.com•What Porn Plot Trope has the highest possibility of happeningEnglish
2·14 days agoI bet they even threw a party!
Lemon parties are always sexy
southsamurai@sh.itjust.workstoAsk Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.com•What Porn Plot Trope has the highest possibility of happeningEnglish
10·14 days agoWell, I know someone that ended up banging their stepdaughter, though both were fully adult when they met. Both were women as well.
I also know two people that banged their step siblings. Well, I guess I technically know (or knew, anyway) 4 people since I did like their step siblings. In both cases, it was hetero sex, but one of the two couples were in love and ended up married. The other couple, it was a “fun” thing, nor a serious one and they only did it a few times.
The pair that got married met in their late teens and didn’t do anything sexual until they moved out. Or, that’s what they said.
The other pair were in their thirties when their parents married and didn’t meet until the wedding. Someone supposedly cracked a joke that they’d end up married now, which did not come true, but it set the idea in both their heads (again, supposedly).
I suppose the tropes of the plumber/repairman thing has to happen at least occasionally in a world of billions. Plus, I kinda got into roughly equivalent situations a few times qhen doing home health work, though it wasn’t the same as the tropes, just people taking an interest and me having to make a difficult decision regarding sex with the family of a patient, and it was essentially a hell no every time.
But, if that can happen to my sasquatch looking ass, it could happen to anyone, and without the professional boundaries in place, there’s no reason it couldn’t lead to sex.
Lack of core function, and no sign of future updates in this case.
I’d also apply the term to other situations, such as a github page being taken down without any word from development about it, or similar.
Or, if an app is otherwise functional, but can’t be installed/accessed via apk/app store (like the keyboard app swype that works fine, but you have to jump through hoops to install on newer android versions and is no longer listed in any store)
As others have said, it isn’t dead, but don’t expect any future support or updates.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What OS does the Batcomputer use?
12·19 days agoAhhhh, iirc, it’s one he built himself.
It’s actually come up in comics before, more than once if my mind isn’t playing tricks.
I don’t doubt that he would have at least taken lessons from open source type projects if Linux doesn’t directly exist in the comic universe.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.workstoAsk Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.com•Recommendations for BDSM / some kind of master list?English
8·21 days agoI felt bad about only making a joke and not being useful, so I used my “phone a friend” safety and asked for a quick, general purpose link.
https://bound-together.net/bdsm-for-beginners-the-complete-roadmap/
I was told that page is “good enough” for someone curious, but not yet active, and could even be a nice refresher for experienced people.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.workstoAsk Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.com•Recommendations for BDSM / some kind of master list?English
4·21 days agoSorry I don’t have a useful response, but…
Ins and outs. Heh.
I think the app ecosystem of Smart Cats is good enough to make up for the loss in simplicity from Stupid Cats
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Your old android phone is begging to be a cheap home server!English
282·24 days agoOne problem
Batteries.
I’ve used old devices as many things: security cameras, a form of intercom, digital picture frames, etc. The real problem is that the batteries eventually go bad, and become dangerous.
For the few devices that have realistically replaceable batteries, that’s no big deal, but how many of those are left now?
No thanks to the potential fire, I’ll pass. The few devices I have left that I can swap batteries out are becoming harder to find new batteries for as well, so that’s an issue beyond their anemic hardware (I’m talking really old tablets at this point)
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•People who don't wear earphones outside - why, and what do you do instead?
5·1 month agoMy thing is that if I’m outside relaxing, I want the birds and bugs and wind. If I can’t have those, headphones aren’t an acceptable replacement, so I’ll fuck off back inside.
If I’m outside as in going about town, I don’t want my hearing compromised. It’s a fate safety issue. Even bone conduction gear is a distraction that I’m not okay with. Like, it isn’t even about being hit by a car or whatever, it could be something as simple as a shopping cart that’s loose banging into me. My crippled ass would be in the floor.
My brain is enough stimulation for me. If I’m out in the world, my brain is going to be going a mile a minute scoping everything out. Doesn’t matter how many times I’ve been in a given location.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•pwned: do you pronounce it as "pohned" "pawned" or "owned"
2·1 month agoI prefer car hole too, but don’t tell me wife.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•pwned: do you pronounce it as "pohned" "pawned" or "owned"
21·1 month agoThat’s true, but I would argue that the player owned definition of it came so quickly on the heels of the typo that both could count as valid, with the caveat that the first usage being a typo would have to be considered a mistake, rather than the coining of the slang term itself.
Which is stretching things a bit, but still fun to think about.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•pwned: do you pronounce it as "pohned" "pawned" or "owned"
12·1 month agoIt’s pronounced pwned, as all right thinking people know
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Do air purifiers really reduce dust much?
19·1 month agoAir purifier? That’s a less than ideal term since it gets applied to stuff like ionizers that are of dubious efficacy.
But a straight up filter, hell yeah they work. Just check the filter on your furnace/heater sometime. Same with any AC unit.
If you have something that has a filter, it will reduce dust, period. Without a filter, you aren’t going to reduce dust worth a damn, if at all.
But you also need to make sure it’s turning the air over often enough. I haven’t looked the info up in ages, but if you want a decent reduction in particulates, the device has to move air fairly significantly it it isn’t going to about to much.
Like, my house is right around a hundred years old. Four humans, and various animals over the years. Shit is dusty what with the dead skin, particles from things like carpet, pollen, dander, etc. Enough stuff gets produced that even with the regular furnace/ac filter, and a handful of one-room filters spread throughout the house (which tends to be better than one big one imo) we still get dust buildup on everything. But if we don’t run the filters, you can both visibly and nasally tell the difference.
A newer house isn’t going to have as much, so you can likely get away with less air turnover, short term, and need to dust less. But you’ll never be totally dust free just because you can’t move enough air to prevent at least a little settling.
That’s why I have a chicken.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•If "James Bond" is a codename, would a hypothetical female operative filling the same role receive the same codename?
6·1 month agoGods, the first time heard Elba get suggested as a possible Bond, I flipped out. Then it eventually reached a point where it was definitely not going to happen, and it made me really not want to see any more Bond movies at all. There’s some actors born to play a role, and if they don’t, it’s kinda horrible. Like, if Pierce Brosnan had never had a chance to be Bond, it would have been a miscarriage of cinematic justice, no matter how the movie actually turned out (I enjoyed his turn personally).
The fact that it’s essentially impossible to have Elba do even a single bond film now ruins the franchise for me
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Do you prefer natural immunity over vaccination?
5·1 month agoI can’t wait to develop my natural immunity to polio! Or smallpox!
The flu, why, without the vaccine you can develop a natural immunity every year, twice a year if you really want to!
Legit dude, what the fuck do you think “natural” immunity is? It’s catching whatever it is, being sick, and surviving it. You specifically chose colds and the flu as examples, and they’re the worst possible examples because they mutate so fast you never actually achieve immunity to anything; the version you have resistance to might come around again, or it might not, but you damn sure will eventually run across a strain that your body isn’t equipped for.
Like, I get that vaccines are confusing to someone with little education, but this is the internet age, you can look up the terms you’re using and make sure you aren’t fucking up your entire point. Like, the time it took you to type the post up, you could have looked up what vaccines actually do, and why they are/were the single greatest achievement of the human species.
You can go and get a shot of something stable enough and never get sick from it, ever in some cases. In others, you might get sick but it’ll be a few bad days instead of a week or more of misery (as is sometimes how the flu vaccines end up because of the aforementioned mutations, but other viruses are just a bit harder to stop entirely).
So, nah, fuck your natural “immunity”, that’s just a recipe for lost health and time better spent on something like reading up on why vaccines are fucking awesome, even in the rare cases of allergies or bad reactions.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is there an anti- sleep-paralysis device?
4·2 months agoYou can try looking into a sleep position trainer. It isn’t what you’re asking about, but it has had good results in reducing or eliminating the paralysis episodes, so it’s a similar outcome.
The problem with what you’re specifically asking about is that nobody has gone into production afaik. There’s patents for things like they, but they’re either junk (and obviously so), or would be way too complicated to set up and use reliably. Sleep paralysis isn’t usually responsive to just shaking by itself.
But you could try something similar to the alarms made for deaf people, if you have a consistent timing with your episodes. Or do something like strap a massager to your hand where you can cut it on and hope that the vibration breaks through. People have made that work, though it isn’t consistent afaik.






It’s the astroturfing that’s objectionable.