Spykee

How you doin?

…and I used to be good, really good.
Life fucks everybody, you aren’t special.

All you wankers blabbering about without even hinting about the important issue.
So did a small boy get his orange soda or nah?
Have you no soul people?

Rugrats

Good bot.

Oh boy, I don’t know how to break it to you.
This is not good bro.
I’ll tell you what this is.
It’s a classic case of asking strangers on the internet some medical advice. You clearly have the aggressive form of stupid bro.
There’s just one cure.
A hard smack to your favourite side of the head and then, without fail, a visit to the local doctor, as a follow up.
Repeat as required.

You can delete Google from your life.
But Google will never delete you from within itself.
You will live in its memory forever.

Imagine getting a super hard on with these on.

Move “Big Rack” over and that’s mine.

*acetone

???
Yo, what fucking timeline is this?
Fucker Carlson saying something sensible?
The bile-stain looking, blood sucking, bratty dickward Fucker fucking Carlson?
Where’s my Aspirin?

Holy fucking shit my hominoid bro, someone waxed your backhand.

In Pikachu’s defense, Ash’s mom roped in Prof. Oak, so she got that fire coochie energy.
Pikachu ain’t the bad boy here, he just under her influence.

Oh she did have impediments…in her head.

WHY IS NOBODY USING THE CORRECT SPELLING?
IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO LEARN, DAMN IT!
WHAT THE FUCK IS MALK?
MELK?
SERIOUSLY?
IT IS SPELLED
M
L
I
K
…no, hold on
IT IS SPELLED
M
I
K
L
…YOU WANKERS JINXED IT.

Roku can suck it.

Peanut butter and steel wool is my ass.

You have no idea.
I used it once and it took out all the chunky peanut butter out of the steel wool within 30 seconds. Every little bit of it.
I miss it dearly. :(

*balls

It is, and always has been a colloid.